Rivalries

Where's the Heat? Which are the personal battles to watch out for?

The player profiles allow society members to name their WHV Nemesis - they player they view as a supervillan, the one that always just beats them, or annoys them the most.

For ease of understanding these petty differences, a quick reference table is below

If you can't be arsed to update your profile, use the form below and the table will get updated when I get the chance.

Player	Nemesis	Named as Nemesis By	Why?
Noz	Bacon	Simon	Because he's the slowest player on the tour
Bacon	Noz	Bacon	No reason given - personal enmity?
Idiot	Pedro	Everyone	Because he annoys the shit out of him
Spike	Gibbon	Spike	He looks like a monkey with a penis resembling a shrivelled prawn.
Idiot	Prof Ash	Rob	because he's fucking annoying. Whether he is putting on a fucking glove, or trying something ridiculous with a fucking fish slice, or a fucking power draw…he is just fucking annoying. Nothing personal though Pete…
Pedro	Rob	Pedro	Idiot Rob's jealous of pedro's golf shoes.
Rob	Noz	Rob	Idiot Rob's jealous of Noz's luvly golf swing.
Greggers	Showelly	?	Showelly is Greggers' nemesis. He just can't stop thinking about him whilst making love to George.
Ron	The WHV Board	Ron	Because of the farce surrounding playing a course in the same week as a major. What a joke, it's not like Tiger ever plays a practice round - right! Er just off to get a bottle of Port…